If you don’t already know, South by Southwest is going on right now down in Austin.

So if you’re anything like some of our friends, you’ve probably been amped up about it for the past couple weeks.

As the days got nearer, and you were planning everything from the pre-concert dinner and drinks to the band shirt you think is the most dope—not too new, not too grungy—your excitement is understandable to take over your emotions.

Approaching your seats, you notice a set of teenagers on one side and a group of mid-40 somethings on the other. It’s quickly panic time for you as the night to remember is quickly turning into something worth forgetting.

It’s no secret that there’s certain types of people we secretly wish to never meet at a concert, and these are just some of them.

5. Weed Heads

At any concert we’ve ever been to, there’s always been a little bit of the puff, puff, pass. We don’t mind it, but when it’s every five minutes, it tends to be a bit of a drag.

Not to mention the dude next to you is so ripped that he’s literally falling all over you, and asking you a countless number of times you’re favorite song, or if you want a hit.

The only positive is if you actually take him up on his offer, you may finally enjoy the show…