Click on the photo for the corniest pick up lines ever

We were excited to see #CornyPickUpLines trending on Twitter all of last month. And here are ten sure-fire winners that are slightly more clever than the old “Is your father a thief?” (Just remember to give Maxim props for the assist when you’re getting some action tonight.)

The Throwdown

Six famous things from history that actually didn’t exist – [Cracked]

The LA Kings ice crew calendar shoot was something to see – [Unathletic]

Calvin and Hobbes placed into real photos – [Nedhardy]

This is where I go to see my celebrity hotties – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

When I need to get my sports fix on I go here – [Yardbarker]

Ten musicians that are actually crabs – [Buzzfeed]

Katy Perry really know how to grab people’s attention – [Moejackson]

The thirty hottest pictures of Shay Laren – [The Smoking Jacket]

What your stupid cliche tattoo says about you – [Holytaco]

Ten of the most amazing observation towers – [Oddee]