Mar 11 2013
We all have those friends – or selves – that do a little bit too much to hold onto their lady. When you’re under the command of the Big P, there’s nothing you can do to reverse the curse.
Whether that means staying in on a Friday night because she had a bad day, taking a weeklong trip to Florida with her family—even though it’s one of your best friends birthdays—or blowing your entire paycheck on her to keep her accustomed to the finer things, it’s never a good look being held hostage.
We admit it’s important to take care of the opposite sex—it’s definitely a key contributor to getting some action—but there has to be a clear line.
Thankfully, we put together a list of things that might be described as, “Not exactly manly.” If you find yourself checking off a good portion of these, it might be time to escape whatever it is you have going on, and hit the single market. Because let’s face it, there’s nothing worse than a guy who passes up courtside seats with his buddies, in order to stay up-to-date with what’s going on with Glee. We’re sure you’re just watching because of all the “hot girls.”
6. Break Plans With The Dudes
For the past six months, all you and your buddies have talked about is the trip back to college for a football game. Being immature, chasing around barely legal coeds and getting as sh*t canned as you did when you were 21 is something we all love to do.
There’s just one problem, a couple days before the trip, your girl finds it necessary to RSVP both of you to a baby shower for one of her best friend’s.
Instead of even putting up a fight, you just roll over and bail on Dudefest. Haven’t you heard of bros before hoes? What the hell’s the matter with you?
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