14. A Barn

People think this is sexy and exhilarating because it’s a bit adventurous.

It might be, until the dirt gets all up in your junk and you get more scratches from the hay than the chick you’re with.

13. Church

There’s something definitely to be said for anyone daring enough to hit the skin in “God’s House,” but with so many random people stopping in at any given time for services and prayers, chances are high you’ll get caught—and have an open invite straight to hell.