Spring Break is literally a couple weeks away, and there’s plenty of things you can do to make sure it’s the greatest week of your entire life.

After planning the trip for the past year-in-a-half with your frat bros, you know the week will be completely epic, it’s just a matter of choosing all the hot spots, buying the cheapest alcohol, and making sure there’s plenty of babes in bikinis.

With all the pressure the week has on itself to go smoothly, we all know that there’s plenty of ways to royally screw it up. Get off on the wrong foot the first couple nights, and it may mean that quick trip back home to spend on campus, yikes!

Since we can’t literally be there to babysit you while you’re sunburning and boozing, we’ll at the very least help you out by telling you what to avoid doing.

1. Get Featured on Cops

Seriously, stay out of jail. While it makes for a great story (most bad decisions do), you’ll miss all the fun stuff going on while you’re behind bars. Party harder and smarter, kids. If you’re going to be bad, be good at it, not a moron!