Feb 20 2013
With most guys, trying to convince a chick to drop her panties in order to take you to the promised land can be quite the battle.
It usually starts out at some random bar, paying for way too many drinks and giving one last ditch effort to convince the girl you’ve bought shots for all night to come home with you.
Just because Valentine’s Day was last week doesn’t mean you still shouldn’t want to try and seduce your woman the right way, which is why we’re giving you the ten songs to do just that.
8. Rihanna ft. Chris Brown – “Birthday Cake“
It’s dirty as hell, and makes you think of sweaty, fun sex, doesn’t it?
Hell, just listen to how Chris Brown comes in—”Girl he wants to F you right now!”
You probably can’t just get away with saying it yourself, so let these lyrics tell the chick you’re with for you.
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