1. You’re Pursuing a Porn Career

Your parents were so proud of you for graduating college and getting a job at that Accounting firm.

There’s just one problem; you’re too horny to sit still at your desk and decide to quit to live out the dream of becoming a regular Dirk Diggler.

If you’re willing to risk a steady-paying job at a small chance of banging girls for a living, you’re not only cool as hell, but are definitely not someone who will need Viagra anytime soon.