Feb 19 2013
4. You Only Sext Girls
This is the oldest trick in the book, but you really have to be cautious not to come on too strong with it.
No guy really gives a hot damn about what a girl’s doing unless she’s trying to do it with him.
So regardless if you’re texting a girl drunk or sober, during the day or late at night, you know deep down that you’re secretly just trying to get her to come over and hump your brains out.
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