. Republican Senator Wants to Criminalize Nip Slips |

Feb 18 2013

Republican Politician Wants to Criminalize ‘Nip Slips’

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ANorth Carolina state representatives have introduced a bill that would “clarify” state law to specifically prohibit the baring of women’s breasts. Women worried about showing too much of their “private area” should use pasties, or perhaps duct tape. The proposed legislation, House Bill 34, would make it a Class H felony to expose “external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast.” Rep. Rayne Brown (R), who co-sponsored the bill, said that while it may seem frivolous and even funny, “there are communities across this state, there’s local governments across this state, and also local law enforcement for whom this issue is really not a laughing matter,” according to WRAL in Raleigh, N.C. [Continue Reading]

Leave it to the Republicans to try and take away all that is good in this world. Seriously, think about all the times you’ve been blessed with an accidental nip slip. In a way, they allow the earth to continue rotating on its axis. The beauty of it is; actresses slip a nip on purpose because they know we live for moments like that and they want to be popular.

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