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Feb 15 2013

12 New Toys That Will Traumatize Your Children

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Trying to stay hip as a parent while teaching your kids to be working members of society is an uphill battle. Lucky for you, we visited Toy Fair 2013 in New York to show you all the new toys that won’t help you at all in your quest to make little Johnny a good person. We don’t remember our childhoods, and probably for good reason. If our pre-pubescent toys included anthropomorphized plush numbers, plastic taxidermy and Teddy bear body bags, we’re glad we blocked that part out of our deteriorating minds. But hey, we’re not going to tell you how to traumatize your children. Check these out: [Click Here to See the Toys]

I hate getting old, but thank goodness I am not a kid at this point in time. It sucks to be a youngster these days. Not only are there sh$tty toys, there’s all types of health crap you have to worry about. I feel bad for my kid coming into the world. He’s going to be snuggling a testicle or prostate stuffed animal. That sucks.

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