The Crying Guy

Maybe the worst of any fan—even if it’s just for the national anthem—this poor dude can’t help but let the saline fall in the waning moments of each loss.

Whereas the way-too-serious guy wants to fight everyone and break stuff following a loss, the crying guy just wants to sit in his room alone, avoiding all contact with anyone who might even mention the game.

His depression may only last a few days, a week, or even until halfway through the following season.