The Stat Geek

Want to know where that player went to college and what he averaged during the three years he was there? This guy will have your answer for you.

He’s like a damn encyclopedia of sports knowledge, rambling off stats that will both blow your mind and piss you off because he’s so matter of fact.

God forbid you call him out and question if he’s right or not, he’s got sources, and he’s absolutely not afraid to use them.