The Fantasy Sports Guy

He doesn’t give a damn who wins the game, he just wants the score to be really, really high.

Nevermind that your team’s getting demolished right in front of him, he’s oblivious to the fact that while you’re pissed at each catch that damn receiver makes, he continues to celebrate as if he just won the Super Bowl.

The only good thing is he’s usually quiet because he’s busy looking up stats on his phone all day.