Feb 14 2013
The 18 Year Old
We were all there once, so you know why this little guy’s not who you want to talk with.
You might think you’re being nice by buying him his first lap dance or paying for his cover, but once you’ve opened that can of worms, he’s attached, and will never leave you alone.
He’ll talk about how every girl is mega hot, and give every detail about the dance he just got.
Besides that, who knows if he can keep that boner of his down?
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