Feb 11 2013
Dammit! Why couldn’t every single girlfriend we ever had be as simple and carefree as the one we claimed to have in third grade?
These days, girls only care about how much you make, what you look like in a swimsuit and remind you that you’re not nearly as perfect as the guy they used to date.
You know what? We’ll just stay single and stop settling-down.
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