. Why We'd Love a Sex Scene With Lindsay Lohan | - Part 5

Feb 07 2013

Why We Would Love a Sex Scene with Lindsay Lohan

Published by at 9:00 am under Editorial

5. She’s Still Lindsay Lohan

Forget about the fact she’s fallen out of favor with nearly everyone in Hollywood, and let’s focus on who she is. A hot, rich (we think?), famous, crazy blonde… brunette… redheaded chick that has a good body, and many places where you could probably overlook some cool scenery when bending her over.

Not to mention the bragging rights you’d have once you told your buddies about how you got to strip her down and lick every ounce of her body.

That nerdy kid on the GoDaddy commercial doesn’t have sh*t on you! 45 takes to make out? It took us 45 to bang, now that’s cool.





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