7. Brag About Your Fantasy Football Team

You’ve got at least another six months until you need to start thinking about your keepers and who the next breakout star might be, but that doesn’t mean you can’t still bask in the glory of your league title.

Bring that trophy with you to lunch just in case there’s an open seat at the table.

Send emails to other league members asking how Michael Vick worked out for them this year?

You may never get the feeling again, and you need to think about football somehow.