Feb 04 2013
2. Morning Wood
Though you’d normally be happy when waking up with one of these, what the hell do you have time to do with it?
You don’t have someone next to you to “take care of it” for you, and thanks to smashing your alarm’s snooze button for the past hour, you don’t even have time to shower and utilize whatever horny thought you’ve got going on.
Morning wood can be great, but not when all you can do is wait for it to go down before taking a piss.
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