3. A Pounding On Your Door

Just when you think it was safe to asume that, because your door is closed, people would know not to disturb you, some jackass just can’t help but bang away on the thing as if they were trying to break it down.

Look, we know you got too drunk to drive home last night and our car’s blocking yours in the driveway, but do us a favor and just leave us the f*ck alone!