4. A Wet Dream

Do people our age even get these anymore?

If so, why in the hell are you still having them?

Forget that for a second, because if we recall from our teenage years, while it’s embarrassing to roll out of bed soaked in your own piss, seeing that you have a raging boner, your leg hair is stuck to your thigh and your pants are drenched in your own “protein,” is far worse than just a bad smell from the pee.