9. A Sext That You Slept Through

If this has happened to you before, you know how depressing it can be.

Most guys live for the chance at getting some free ass, so when it actually occurs that a girl’s trying to chase you down in order to get her fill, well, it should be your lucky day.

Unfortunately, you decided to go to bed early and put your phone on vibrate, meaning you missed out, and some other guy probably stepped to the plate.