Feb 04 2013
1. The Face of Someone Absolutely Disgusting
Congratulations! You’ve successfully avoided each and every one of these things from waking you up, and you can roll out of those soft sheets on your own time.
But just because you’ve had a great night’s sleep and feel refresh, doesn’t mean the day’s going to be perfect thanks to the heffer that you brought home last night.
Go ahead and blame it on the al, al, al, al, al, alc-ohol, but when that sh*t wears off, you’re memory of the terrible things you did with her last night will never go away.
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