A Girl Cockteases You

Yes, we’re talking about those times when you finally think you’re unlucky streak is over, only to have the girl fondle your balls and make out with you without anything else happening.

When a dude gets blue balls, each step feels like someone’s kicking them in the crotch, so a little note to any girl out there—if you’re feeling, you’re dealing, so stop f*cking around with all the middle school stuff.