Jan 30 2013
4. Wait! I’m Single.
This is the reformation stage, where you remind yourself that you’re actually single and don’t have anything to worry about as far as what you post on social sites, or who might see you with another girl.
You’ve almost fully committed to being single now, and should be back in the game macking girls and running up tabs on who’s going to be your slampiece each weekend.
You may still be lonely when you think about what you used to have, but the more you think, the more you stink… and miss out on the, well, it rhymes with “think” and “stink,” so you figure it out.
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