When you’re craving something to eat, sometimes it really doesn’t matter where the hell you go for food.

So while people say they try to avoid fast food like McDonald’s or Taco Bell—though we’re not really sure why?—when that hunger hits, you just can’t help yourself.

Unfortunately, if you’re starving and happen to be around one of these weirdly-named restaurants, well, we have a feeling you’ll be leaving pretty disappointed.

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