Jan 23 2013
Lotion = Masturbating
Unless you’re under the age of 13, we’re guessing you’ve yanked your own chain more than just a couple times in your life.
We’re also going to assume you didn’t just go at it without using a little lubrication to make it feel better, are we right?
And though it’s preferred to use unscented lotion to do the dirty deed alone in your room when your parents aren’t home, that scent from a bottle of lotion just makes us think about masturbating.
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