Jan 22 2013
10. You Don’t Change Before Grabbing Food After a Hangover.
Just because you feel like death from last night, doesn’t mean you need to look it too. Who knows who you might see in your plaid jammies?
9. You Lie on Your Match.com Profile.
We could care less that you’re dating online, but if you’re going to do it, at least tell the truth.
8. You Wear Sunglass at Night.
The only person who should be doing this is named Corey Hart. And he hasn’t been relevant in 25+ years.
7. You Still Listen to Dave Matthews Band.
Didn’t that phase of your life die-off awhile ago?
6. You Take Self Pics.
Unless there’s another person there to take a photo with, no one cares about how jacked you are or what you look like before going out.
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