Jan 22 2013
15. You Still Rely on Spray Tans in the Winter.
Everyone should want to look their best, but it’s okay not to look like an orange during the months of November-February, we promise you’ll still score dates.
14. You Wear Jeans That Have More Holes Than Swiss Cheese.
Unless you’re attending an 80′s party, keep the holes at home.
13. You Drink Four Loko.
You know they’re aren’t the original ones anymore, right? And if you happen to have stashed-up on the more alcoholic ones, you’re even worse.
12. You Go To Daytona Every Spring.
Go ahead and claim it’s tradition, but we know better. So does every right-minded person in your office. They were in college once too.
11. You’re Growing Your Hair Out.
We need to listen to our own advice on this one, but we can’t help it. Having a mane is just more fun—even if we do look like a 13-year-old boy.
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