Jan 21 2013
Miami (Ohio) University
Born and raised in Ohio, we know hundreds of people who went to the small school in Oxford, Ohio. Hell, our older sister graduated from there, and we even thought about enrolling ourselves.
The reason we didn’t? Because there’s absolutely nothing going on in Oxford, Ohio.
It’s great to make fun of townies at “The Stadium” bar, or check out the extremely hot chicks on campus, but if you’re a sports fan, you only care about Ohio State and either Cleveland or Cincy sports.
On top of that, the majority of students hail from the Ohio, meaning you either have overt love for the Buckeye state, or you hear the hate from those from other places who dog the damn place.
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