Jan 21 2013
Thousands of fanboys and porn stars flooded the halls of the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas on Saturday night to celebrate the AVN Awards, in which dozens of scantily-clad hopefuls won titles ranging from best girl-on-girl scene to best romance. HuffPost Weird News documented all the action, including the red carpet event before the show. All the A-listers were there, including Natasha Nice, who was nominated for the best actress award. If deemed the winner, Nice said she’d place her award in her bathroom near the tub.
What are the odds of getting laid at the AVN Awards? Probably guaranteed yes? I mean you may end up with something in your butt, but you’re getting laid. Porn is best kept at a distance, but just one time I’d like to spend a night with people I feel like I know so well. I’ve watched, and watched, and watched, and just one day I’d like to shoot the sh$t with some film stars. You may complete like 4 to 12 things on your ‘Things You Need to Do Before You Die” list.
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