Iowa – “Fields of Opportunities”

There’s just one problem we have with Iowa’s slogan; it’s way to accurate.

When anyone thinks of this corn-filled state, there isn’t anything but farming and the yellow stuff that comes to mind. While that might be the way the natives would want it, from an outsider whose never visited the state, we don’t think you should really be so proud of it.

We’re sure it’s a great state, but when you’re advertising yourself as nothing but open fields, we’d prefer to go somewhere else.