Get a Boner

As a dude, there’s very few things worse than sitting or standing somewhere, and letting your little guy pop-up unexpectedly. It’s not like you’re sitting around thinking about that Amia Miley video you ordered in the hotel last night, so why’s it poking out now?

With a mind of its own, our penis can be a pain in the ass, and when shaking the hand of politicians and amongst one of the most locked-down and protected buildings in the world, we’re sure the surveillance guys would be rolling in the back once they realized what the hell was going on in your trousers.