No Commitment

Sure, you might have to give up your credit card number before getting a list of different girls you can talk with, but as long as you don’t think you realistically have a shot at scoring this broad on the other end, than you shouldn’t have to spend a ton of dough, while never having to make sure they’re having a good day.

It’s strictly platonic—as messed up as it might be—so forget the flowers on Valentine’s Day or forcing yourself to sit through a RomCom, you can do your own thing and let your phone bail you out if you can’t get the job done yourself.