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Jan 08 2013

Why Phone Sex is Underrated

Published by at 9:00 am under Editorial

If you’ve ever been lonely after a long night out, it’s probably not uncommon for you to browse the person to personals section on Craigslist, or try and call one of those live sex chat numbers.

Since we clearly just admitted that we turn to that instead of firing up some porn and falling asleep next to an empty bottle of lotion, we have our reasons why we think calling some random person at four in the morning’s a good idea.

While every guy hopes they get some random chick to bounce to their place, here’s why going to sleep alone doesn’t have to be such a bummer.

No Work

When you’re at the bar, it’s great to see a ton of different hotties to try and prey on, but once you find that one you want to make your move on, it can be a damn hassle.

First the approach, not knowing if you’ll get shot down and embarrassed, or if she’ll eat up everything you have to say?

Then the time it takes to “get to know her” by buying her drinks and wasting solid hours away from your dudes.

And lastly, after all that, if you’ll actually score her digits and or her panties? It can be stressful.

With phone sex though, just hit a couple numbers, talk dirty to the chick on the other end, and paint your own picture as to what she looks like or can get away with saying.

You’ll never hear the words, “No thanks” again!





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