A long time ago in a galaxy far far away I used to have a column on this site called “The Myspace Toolbox.”   As you can imagine all I did was fine ridiculous profiles from Myspace and post the silly pictures while making fun of the subjects.   This is no joke.  Pauly D from The Jersey Shore was actually one of my guys.  This is about 3 years before the show.

In any event I kind of miss those days.   I miss making fun of trash.  It’s just too bad trash is really becoming the majority and dudes like me are struggling to survive.  Oh well!

Here are 15 guys you’d definitely want to hit in the face….

Is there any conceivable way to want to be friends with these guys?  Didn’t think so.

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