Jan 04 2013
When You Realize You’re a “Grown-Up”
You’re More Attracted to Girls That Are Nice
If guys had it their way, they’d build a girl that looked like Minka Kelly, partied like Pippa Middleton, had moves in the sack like Amia Miley and carried themselves with the class of Jennifer Aniston.
Unfortunately, we’re not able to create a chick as easily as we can ourselves as a quarterback on Madden.
Once you start sacrificing big boobs and a nicely toned ass for a perfect smile and an MBA, it’s time to officially retire the words “macking” and “hooking-up,” because you clearly don’t care about them anymore.
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