Have you ever seen those invent help commercials that promise to give a place for all those ridiculous ideas that pop into people’s minds while on the crapper to actually come to fruition?

We need to remind everyone that the disclaimer at the end of each ad is that “success is not typical,” so please just stop even trying to make it work!

At least that’s what we’d tell the people who thought up these products, because we should have never seen them on shelves.

We’re sure there were a good amount of sales from these crappy things, but honestly, why even embarrass yourself by putting your name on any of them?

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