Dec 31 2012
Well, we’ve somehow made it to 2013â€”well, almost.
Between all the shots of pure grain alcohol, fast food and smoking over the years, at midnight tonight you’ll be toasting to yet another year of good health and happiness.
But just because we get to get all dolled-up and reminisce about the past year, while looking forward to what the future holds in the next 365 days, doesn’t mean we have to love everything about the last day of the year.
With you already reserving a spot at some swanky black-tie only party for tonight’s festivities that you dropped $100 on for a ticket, we’re giving you some good and bad things to look forward to about December 31st.
Happy New Year, now go f*ck the hell out of 2013!
Best: Having a Reason to Kiss Everyone
Once that clock hits midnight, go ahead and pull your little popper thingy and start looking for the chick you most want to make out with to celebrate!
You may not be able to get away with it on a typical weekend night, but when there’s copious amounts of alcohol and something to be excited about, your luck will be a hell of a lot better tonight than the last night of March or some random night.
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