Get to Exercising

As we mentioned before, with some sort of football game going on nearly every single day since August, we’re guessing you’ve packed on the pounds harder than Lady Gaga has. That’s what eating frozen pizzas, bar food, and/or drinking beer will do to a guy.

Now that there’ no reason to see every single play anymore, stop making excuses as to why you want to avoid the gym, and start sweating it up!

At the very least, it gets you around some hot girls in yoga pants that should help ease the pain from the heartbreak of the past couple months after your starting running back pulled a hammy and was done for the year.