Dec 27 2012
Little known fact: The original lyrics of The 12 Days of Christmas read: “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a shirt extolling the social ineptitude of thee.” OK, that tidbit came from a Wikipedia entry I may or may not have just edited, but you’d forgive my mistake after seeing what Caroline Wozniacki and Rory McIlroy exchanged for Christmas this year.The young sporting lovebirds modeled their matching T-shirts for a picture Wozniacki posted on Twitter.
Here’s my problem; I still think Wozniacki is pretty damn sexy. She is. Whatever she’s doing with Rory McIlroy is for science to figure it out. One thing is clear; she’s a huge dork, and because of that may have found a mate in fellow dork McIlroy. Regardless, they’re pretty annoying and I’m getting kind of tired of their schtick. The good news is I don’t think about it much. Like I post this article, and probably don’t think about either of them until they’re in the news for their next stupid exploit.
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