Dec 24 2012
Even in the age of portable electronics and handheld devices, it’s still not acceptable for any guy to run off and “play with their new toy,” because it’s obvious that you’re trying to avoid the family.
But for some reason, getting absolutely tanked is totally okay to do.
If it weren’t for Jack Daniels and spiked eggnog, the holidays could be a hell of a lot rougher than they already are. So remember to pour yourself a healthy serving before midnight mass, and forget about all the crappy stuff that comes with the holidays because spending time with family and friends is what it’s all about—no matter how tanked you absolutely are.
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