Dec 12 2012
If you’ve ever had sex before, you’re probably already addicted.
There’s nothing like tossing and turning between some sheets with a hot piece who just so happens to be as horny as you, wanting to get down and dirty, yelling and screaming as much as possible.
Only problem is that sometime’s what people yell isn’t exactly the sexiest stuff. We’re not saying you have to be a porn star and be on point, but if you whisper any of these things, and you deserve whatever’s about to come your way.
“My Girlfriend’s Gonna Be Pissed”
Newsflash bro, now that you’ve already done the dirty, it’s never the best move to bring your current chick into the picture. You don’t need to be the instigator of a full-on catfight—as fun as it might sound—so keep things to yourself and remember to stick by the choice of banging out this rando that’s on top of you right now—and leave the girl you actually love out of it.
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