The Sportster

These guys can be found always wearing either gym shorts or sweatpants—sometimes at the same time—with the question of, “Does he only shop at the campus bookstore?” running through your head.

While the answer is still unknown, this dude is about as Johnny College as possible, knowing everything there is to know about the football and basketball team’s, not caring about the other sports, and trying to sleaze on every girl with his un-showered, “I’m still hungover or drunk from last night” attitude.