Dec 06 2012
Smoke Him Up
Getting Dick to crossfade may very well be the only way to calm him down. If you have cigs, break ‘em out. If you have weed, even better. Everybody’s happier when they don’t know which way is up, or which way is down.
In addition, his slurred speech will make it almost impossible to yell obscenities anymore. If you’re lucky, he’ll just projectile vomit all over the floor and fall asleep with his face in it. Go ahead, Instagram that ish.
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