Dec 06 2012
Take Away Potentially Dangerous Items
The only thing that’s worse than an angry drunk, is an angry drunk with a weapon.
Dick is harmless when he’s just flailing his fists around like an old blind woman. But put a knife in his hands and suddenly his sweaty palms are the only thing standing between you and a new haircut. Treat him like an infant and hide anything thats sharper than a doorknob.
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