Dec 05 2012
Neutered Dog Dome
It’s always a good idea to get your dog spayed or neuteredâ€”thanks Bob Barkerâ€”but just because he suffered through a surgery no man in his right mind would want to do, doesn’t mean you can reuse that little dome as a shade if you need one for a new lamp.
We could only imagine how thatÂ conversationÂ would go with anyÂ house guests.
“So, where’d you get that shade?”
“Oh, it’s Buster’s dome from his neutering. Doesn’t it look great.”
“No. You’re f*ckin’ sick man!”
Just imagine if that guest happens to be a girl? You stand no chance!
Even More Uncoachable Stuff