Nov 30 2012
Why We Can’t Wait to See “Killing Them Softly”
It Just Looks Dope

Did we mention those other movies that we really wanted to see, only to get let down because they didn’t hold up to the hype we built them up to be? Yep. But for all the reasons we’ve already mentioned, we truly think Killing Me Softly won’t let us down this time.
Besides the old adage that, “The third time’s a charm,” we’re going with what we’ve seen with our own eyes and ears, and not just what we’ve tried to decide for ourselves because we wanted to like it.
It’s like dating someone after seeing them online. You really want to think they’re going to be as hot as they are in their picture, but realistically, you know they’ll be a little bit less attractive once you see them below the shoulders.
Yes, we just compared seeing movies to online dating. Dammit, we’re complete losers.
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