Nov 29 2012
Star Magazing reports that at the American Music Awards on November 18, Aguilera “wore a form-fitting Pamella Roland gown that showed off a new, bizarrely perky bubble butt à la Kim Kardashian,” leading “experts” to speculate that she’s “recently spent some quality time with a plastic surgeon.” Dr. Garo Kassabian, who has NEVER treated Aguilera, tells the tabloid, “It could be likely that she has had liposculpture to the waist and fat injection to the buttocks.”
I love it. Christina Aguilera really had nothing wrong with her. I always thought she was pretty sexy. She’s gone a little haywire from time to time. Now she’s going for the Kardashian. This just goes to show you how dumb Aguilera is; she must be confused when Kim said she had something fat injected in her ass referring to one of the many African-Americans she’s dated, not that she actually injected fat into her ass. Eat a fuggin’ cheeseburger girl.
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