Why Are People Already Decorating For the Holidays?

It’s not as if Christmas is month’s away any longer—it is less than a month—but for some odd reason, until we actually feel like it’s the Christmas season, you know, with blistery weather and snow, we can’t accept people hanging lights from their house.

We can live with a Christmas tree inside the house, but anything displaying their holiday joyfulness to other people always pisses us off a little more than it should.