Get Punched in the Face

If you don’t know by now, please avoid being that jackass who wants to take on the entire bar in a fight. You’re there to have a good time, make some (good) memories with friends, and maybe get lucky on the side.

But when you’re trying to elbow guys who look like a f*cking WWE Superstar because you’re impatient and too drunk, well, anything you say to instigate a beat down is probably well-deserved.